I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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