I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
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