So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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