I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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