so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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