ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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