I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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