I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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