Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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