there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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