From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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