I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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