whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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