I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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