Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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