Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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