Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
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