i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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