I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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