You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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