Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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