my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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