Grow some girl-balls and come out already
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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