I must be too annoying 4 u.
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
How does one acquire holy water?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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