This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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