It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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