so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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