plz talk dirty to me
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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