Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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