i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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