White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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