hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
How external is "for external use only"?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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