did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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