you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
did i just pee glitter
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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