i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
you win again, gameday.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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