where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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