I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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