fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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