No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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