That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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