try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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