I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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