Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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