Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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