my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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