But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
worst night to have a conscience
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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