they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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