we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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