is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He felt like a one man threesome
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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