Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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