we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
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