I'm going to rape someone's good day.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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