kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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