please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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